When I say I found stuff on the lot worth sharing, I don't mean the real  lot. Just one of the "lots" I'm hangin' at in my "retirement".

Anyway,

"This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occur during the same week. It is an ironic juxtaposition of events -- one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog."

The little piece of paper didn't say who said that. S'pose I should look it up, it was obviously somebody smart.